April 2008
100 posts
TRUTH: Favorite #ROFLCon quote: "Seems like the... →
samuelcole: Favorite #ROFLCon quote: “Seems like the internet basically runs on t-shirts.” It’s funny because it is true.
Apr 30th
TRUTH: @RedWolves They just sent me my "Welcome to... →
samuelcole: @RedWolves They just sent me my “Welcome to Xbox Live” email a couple days after they sent a “Your account is about to expire” email.
Apr 30th
TRUTH: HELLZ YEAH, GTA4 HAS LANDED AT YELLOWHOUSE. →
samuelcole: HELLZ YEAH, GTA4 HAS LANDED AT YELLOWHOUSE.
Apr 30th
TRUTH: Welp, we're back into winter here in... →
samuelcole: Welp, we’re back into winter here in Rochester. Summer sure was fun.
Apr 30th
twistori →
This is a fun wefeelfine inspired twitter mash up.
Apr 30th
FICTION: grandpa’s journal →
the man with the patchwork heart: july 6th, 1971 the man with the patchwork heart, as i’ve come to know him, told me this story: “my parents gave me a heart just like yours. but it was weaker…
Apr 30th
TRUTH: Holy crap, Andy Richter was my cashier at... →
samuelcole: Holy crap, Andy Richter was my cashier at Wegmans today.
Apr 29th
TRUTH: Just discovered BoltBus... →
samuelcole: Just discovered BoltBus (https://www.boltbus.com/). Despite the attempt to get my patronage with AJAX, I’m going to stick with the Chinese.
Apr 28th
TRUTH: Back to the grindstone. →
samuelcole: Back to the grindstone.
Apr 28th
TRUTH: Just woke up. I think I have a #ROFLCon... →
samuelcole: Just woke up. I think I have a #ROFLCon hang over, also called a “lolover”.
Apr 27th
TRUTH: Annoyed that I went to the Anonymous talk;... →
samuelcole: Annoyed that I went to the Anonymous talk; it’s just a bunch of bored kids. Wish I went to the marketing talk. #roflcon
Apr 26th
TRUTH: @jopari Touchè, they should have just... →
samuelcole: @jopari Touchè, they should have just combined the two. These people could do with some better branding.
Apr 26th
TRUTH: Reddit guy just politely asked Anonymous to... →
samuelcole: Reddit guy just politely asked Anonymous to stop spamming his site: “we can make you a private sub reddit”. #roflcon
Apr 26th
TRUTH: Just saw an awesome "twitterstance".... →
samuelcole: Just saw an awesome “twitterstance”. #roflcon
Apr 26th
TRUTH: Aren't there any shades of grey for you,... →
samuelcole: Aren’t there any shades of grey for you, reddit guy? #roflcon
Apr 26th
TRUTH: I accidently chugged a can of Brawndo and... →
samuelcole: I accidently chugged a can of Brawndo and set my badge on fire. Does anyone know who I can talk to about this? #roflcon
Apr 26th
TRUTH: @varmazis ours?(skinc) we seem pretty... →
samuelcole: @varmazis ours?(skinc) we seem pretty lonely so far #roflcon
Apr 25th
TRUTH: Tron guy is getting into a fight with the... →
samuelcole: Tron guy is getting into a fight with the Fark guy. #roflcon
Apr 25th
TRUTH: I love the way the reddit guy up or down... →
samuelcole: I love the way the reddit guy up or down mods questions gladiator style. #roflcon
Apr 25th
TRUTH: Tron guy and Leeroy Jenkins don't get old... →
samuelcole: Tron guy and Leeroy Jenkins don’t get old in real life, either. #roflcon
Apr 25th
TRUTH: @SKINC is trying to start a birds of a... →
samuelcole: @SKINC is trying to start a birds of a feather dinner at #ROFLCon.
Apr 25th
TRUTH: I'm on the inside. #roflcon →
samuelcole: I’m on the inside. #roflcon
Apr 25th
TRUTH: Waiting for the bus that will take me to... →
samuelcole: Waiting for the bus that will take me to #ROFLCon. Do NOT have any fun without me.
Apr 25th
TRUTH: Just ate a giant manburger at a rest stop... →
samuelcole: Just ate a giant manburger at a rest stop on the way to #ROFLCon.
Apr 24th
TRUTH: It's NOT a good idea to have soda for... →
samuelcole: It’s NOT a good idea to have soda for breakfast right before you bike to work, believe it or not.
Apr 24th
TRUTH: At work for a little bit before heading off... →
samuelcole: At work for a little bit before heading off to #ROFLCon. Things are going to get 1000% awesome this weekend.
Apr 24th
FICTION: my mother #1001 →
the man with the patchwork heart: my mother, in preparation for her own death, dreamed a thousand dreams of those who had died before her. the last dream was her own last breath. this is her last…
Apr 24th
FICTION: magpie’s last dream →
the man with the patchwork heart: otter, i had a dream last night: magpie always wore ballerina shoes, and she had since her 15th birthday when her feet stopped growing, but now she was kind of…
Apr 23rd
TRUTH: Suddenly it sounds like a car wash in the... →
samuelcole: Suddenly it sounds like a car wash in the Brandlogic offices.
Apr 23rd
TRUTH: Matt (re: Facebook Chat): "I cuddled with... →
samuelcole: Matt (re: Facebook Chat): “I cuddled with 408 people the other day… and only Facebook could have made this possible.”
Apr 23rd
TRUTH: Listening to some of my mixes from last... →
samuelcole: Listening to some of my mixes from last year; I wonder if they would hold up in this new fancy schmancy muxtape thing the kids got going on.
Apr 23rd
TRUTH: Zing! A twoosh (http://snurl.com/25gfe), a... →
samuelcole: Zing! A twoosh (http://snurl.com/25gfe), a semicolon, and shameless self promotion, all in one tweet! I can haz medal?
Apr 23rd
TRUTH: Radiolab is making me want to listen to... →
samuelcole: Radiolab is making me want to listen to country. Dunno what that’s all about.
Apr 22nd
TRUTH: http://tinyurl.com/3yvja4 →
samuelcole: http://tinyurl.com/3yvja4
Apr 22nd
Talking Points Memo | Ghost Of Bill's Past →
ZING! Bill Clinton from 2004 making an appeal for Obama’s way of thinking.
Apr 22nd
YouTube - "'Charlie Rose' by Samuel Beckett" →
A surreal interview on the state of technology.
Apr 22nd
TRUTH: Rochester has skipped spring, this seem... →
samuelcole: Rochester has skipped spring, this seem like a more efficient way to do “seasons”.
Apr 21st
TRUTH: I had that dream again where @hodgman was... →
samuelcole: I had that dream again where @hodgman was doing stand up in front of a sparsely attended event at my church. Seems reasonable.
Apr 20th
TRUTH: For those of you not up with the lit world:... →
samuelcole: For those of you not up with the lit world: Duotrope is THE database for “markets” (places that publish literature).
Apr 18th
TRUTH: Wow, Paperwall is a real literary journal... →
samuelcole: Wow, Paperwall is a real literary journal now, I got a listing on Duotrope: http://www.duotrope.com/market_2797.aspx
Apr 18th
TRUTH: Had that dream again: my high school... →
samuelcole: Had that dream again: my high school guidance counselor tells me I have to come back to finish. It’s always so hard to decide what to wear.
Apr 18th
TRUTH: The drive in theaters are opening this... →
samuelcole: The drive in theaters are opening this weekend!
Apr 18th
Steve Rosenbaum: Clinton becomes Political Hors... →
A game changing Colbert Report last night. Not at all what I was expecting after all the hype about Hillary being on; Colbert was able to take a silly candidate camera op and turn it into real…
Apr 18th
FICTION: roommates →
the man with the patchwork heart: sitting down on her brand new bed in the university with it’s giant nude mattress sarah stared at the person across from her. this girl looked terribly young with…
Apr 18th
High Tech Cowboys of the Deep Seas: The Race to... →
Ridiculously badass.
Apr 17th
TRUTH: I have decided that today, Thursday, April... →
samuelcole: I have decided that today, Thursday, April 17th, I will switch to using “grown up” capital letters. EXPECT MORE “MATURE” TWEETS.
Apr 17th
TRUTH: Semicolons are soon to follow. →
samuelcole: Semicolons are soon to follow.
Apr 17th
TRUTH: @simplebits YES, I am going to say it... →
samuelcole: @simplebits YES, I am going to say it again: I am so into Pet Sounds right now.
Apr 17th
TRUTH: @simplebits i had the same experiance this... →
samuelcole: @simplebits i had the same experiance this morning
Apr 17th
YouTube - Discovery Channel: I Love the World →
Apr 17th